Iran Mocks US With Toy Drone.

Al Salamu 'Alaykum.

OK, Ikhwan. So here is the story.
There is this big cat called the United States of Arrogance that thinks that all nations in the world besides it are mice. And the worst little mice in the world are concentrated in that area that is known as the Middle East and are squatting over the largest stores of black Gold in the entire damned Universe. Except for a little nebish, kosher mouse called Israel, the rest are all good for eating, particularly a jumpy mouse called Iran.
So, it sent one of its unmanned drones over Iran in order to gather "intelligence". Unfortunately, Iran brought the drone down and captured it. Now the big cat wants the drone back and like a good girl is asking the bad mouse to quietly return it. The bad mouse is so bad....oh...how the cat would like to break its neck....the bad mouse is saying that it will make a toy drone 1/80th the size of the original engineering marvel and send it back to Uncle Tom Obama in the Yewnited States. Not only that it is making toy copies and selling them in stores for its citizens!
And that my brothers, is the end of this cat and mouse story for now. Watch this space for more developments.
You can read the reportage here: http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/iran-give-us-drone-back-toy-form/story?id=15379182#.TxZYQqWcB4o
'Alaykum Salam.